"Psycho Next Door"
By: Juzmine Rein
People
have accused me of being a psycho, but this is not the case!
They
say my thing is killing people.
Eating
their meat? Maybe I'll try that one too.
The
cops keep showing up at my house,
Checking
if there's something strange happening.
So I
lock them up all by myself.
And
stab them—it is astounding!
It's
difficult to keep four bodies in my cabinet.
Instead,
I chop one of them, cook it, and serve it to Janet, my sister.
Oh,
I almost forgot! I have already eaten Janet's flesh... so I'll eat this meal in
her honor.
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